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Talesavo, The One Act
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TALESAV0
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:07 am    Post subject: Talesavo, The One Act Reply with quote

RAWR, FEAR ME FOR I AM TALESAVO'S TRUE FORM, DESCENDED UPON THIS WORLD TO CAUSE PAIN AND SUFFERING. I AM ANGUISH IN IT'S PUREST MANIFESTATION. I STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEART OF BEAR GRYLLS HIMSELF. I SUCK THE SOULS OUT OF INNOCENT BABIES.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Confound, it appears I have flamed the forums with such fury and rage that my posts have amassed themselves into a being of consummate villainy!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FOR MY FIRST ACT OF EVIL, I SHALL ABDUCT TALESAVO'S AUSPICIOUS HO, VERIELORE, AND FORCE HER TO EAT A KITTEN.
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Ihithaa
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will be acting as narrator, for this one act.

When our antagonist TALESAV0 attempts to abduct Verielore, he finds she is willing to cooperate with little resistance.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are much less Canadian than my old Talesavo, and your right arm isnít as disproportionately big in comparison to your left one. I think I like you better.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOU SHOULD RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN, FOOLISH HO. YOUR FATE WILL SOON BE ONE OF DESPAIR, WHEN YOUR ENTIRE BODY TREMBLES WITH THE GRIEF THAT CAN ONLY BE FOUND WHEN YOU EAT A KITTEN!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh noes! It canít be true! I would sooner have whips cracked upon my ass than be forced to eat something as pure and true as a newborn kitten!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The real Talesavo enters, and the atmosphere immediately changes. The air is tense, and all is still.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Foul doppelganger! I shall flay your innards and enshrine your head upon the ground, when it is severed with my Skillherald!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOUR ATTACKS CANNOT HARM ME. YOUR SOUL IS BLACK FROM ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE MADE CRY OVER TEH INTERNETS! ONLY ONE WHO IS PURE AT HEART CAN STRIKE AT ME!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Talesavo proceeds to show off the multi-tasking skills he is so proud of by consulting his list on available hos that might have to replace the soon defiled Verielore, while respeccing ret.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

However, it is of little use. His Crusader Strikes have no effect on the evil TALESAV0, and it seems an unavoidable truth that Verielore will soon be digesting a kitten.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It seems all the guild money I spent respeccing was for naught. I can think of little else to do that might help to avoid having to find a new concubine!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Enter Dro!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Talesavo, I have finally come for you! I may have sold my car, and my house, but I vowed to destroy you and everything you stand for. I have spent the last month walking the streets of Canada, listening for the shriek of your voice as your guildmates fail at relatively simple tasks!

Finally, I heard your unforgettable voice, as you verbally abused guild member after guild member. You will wish your pathetic excuse for a casual raiding guild had never wiped up on that fateful encounter, for those cries of anger will be your last. Prepare yourself Talesavo, your death is near!
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