Talesavo, The One Act

TALESAV0 · Member Joined: Dec 15, 2007 Posts: 4

RAWR, FEAR ME FOR I AM TALESAVO'S TRUE FORM, DESCENDED UPON THIS WORLD TO CAUSE PAIN AND SUFFERING. I AM ANGUISH IN IT'S PUREST MANIFESTATION. I STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEART OF BEAR GRYLLS HIMSELF. I SUCK THE SOULS OUT OF INNOCENT BABIES.

TaIesavo · Member Joined: Dec 15, 2007 Posts: 5

Confound, it appears I have flamed the forums with such fury and rage that my posts have amassed themselves into a being of consummate villainy!

TALESAV0 · Member Joined: Dec 15, 2007 Posts: 4

FOR MY FIRST ACT OF EVIL, I SHALL ABDUCT TALESAVO'S AUSPICIOUS HO, VERIELORE, AND FORCE HER TO EAT A KITTEN.

Ihithaa · Member Joined: Aug 13, 2007 Posts: 119

I will be acting as narrator, for this one act.

When our antagonist TALESAV0 attempts to abduct Verielore, he finds she is willing to cooperate with little resistance.

Verielard · Member Joined: Dec 15, 2007 Posts: 2

You are much less Canadian than my old Talesavo, and your right arm isn’t as disproportionately big in comparison to your left one. I think I like you better.

TALESAV0 · Member Joined: Dec 15, 2007 Posts: 4

YOU SHOULD RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN, FOOLISH HO. YOUR FATE WILL SOON BE ONE OF DESPAIR, WHEN YOUR ENTIRE BODY TREMBLES WITH THE GRIEF THAT CAN ONLY BE FOUND WHEN YOU EAT A KITTEN!

Verielard · Member Joined: Dec 15, 2007 Posts: 2

Oh noes! It can’t be true! I would sooner have whips cracked upon my ass than be forced to eat something as pure and true as a newborn kitten!

Ihithaa · Member Joined: Aug 13, 2007 Posts: 119

The real Talesavo enters, and the atmosphere immediately changes. The air is tense, and all is still.

TaIesavo · Member Joined: Dec 15, 2007 Posts: 5

Foul doppelganger! I shall flay your innards and enshrine your head upon the ground, when it is severed with my Skillherald!

TALESAV0 · Member Joined: Dec 15, 2007 Posts: 4

YOUR ATTACKS CANNOT HARM ME. YOUR SOUL IS BLACK FROM ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE MADE CRY OVER TEH INTERNETS! ONLY ONE WHO IS PURE AT HEART CAN STRIKE AT ME!

Ihithaa · Member Joined: Aug 13, 2007 Posts: 119

Talesavo proceeds to show off the multi-tasking skills he is so proud of by consulting his list on available hos that might have to replace the soon defiled Verielore, while respeccing ret.

Ihithaa · Member Joined: Aug 13, 2007 Posts: 119

However, it is of little use. His Crusader Strikes have no effect on the evil TALESAV0, and it seems an unavoidable truth that Verielore will soon be digesting a kitten.

TaIesavo · Member Joined: Dec 15, 2007 Posts: 5

It seems all the guild money I spent respeccing was for naught. I can think of little else to do that might help to avoid having to find a new concubine!

Ihithaa · Member Joined: Aug 13, 2007 Posts: 119

Enter Dro!

Dro · Member Joined: Dec 15, 2007 Posts: 2

Talesavo, I have finally come for you! I may have sold my car, and my house, but I vowed to destroy you and everything you stand for. I have spent the last month walking the streets of Canada, listening for the shriek of your voice as your guildmates fail at relatively simple tasks!

Finally, I heard your unforgettable voice, as you verbally abused guild member after guild member. You will wish your pathetic excuse for a casual raiding guild had never wiped up on that fateful encounter, for those cries of anger will be your last. Prepare yourself Talesavo, your death is near!